Frigophobia
It’s not cold outside, listen to me!
No need to wear your -35 boots,
And your waterproof, multi-layer coat
No need to wear the wool gloves and toque*
When snowflakes come down,
And crawling blowers wake you up
Early in the morning shocked
It doesn’t mean that is cold outside!
People smoke by breathing out
Buses disappear to blurring eyes
Rub your hands, you’ll feel better
It’s just winter. Don’t blame it on cold!
Funny you! A few degrees below zero
Not in Centigrade but in Fahrenheit!
Hibernation is better that buying
That ski suit for an arm and a leg
You need more your cellphone and credit cards
Than this jacket and scarf and earmuffs
Though, I agree with hot coffee in every season
Damn! Look at my trembling hands!
I already turned on the heat
Give me that fucking blanket before you leave!
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*Canadian version of “Beanie”
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